Valentine’s Day

Dear Chivalry, wake up

As Valentine’s Day is about to make its big debut (like every year), many people get their hopes up for that “love” of theirs to come out from the shadows and flower them with joy. I am here to tell you that most of your dreams will not come true. In fact, they won’t even be acknowledged. Chivalry is dead.

A lesson on Valentine’s Day, George Lopez-style

Who enjoys Valentine’s Day? I ask that like a man facing an assembly, eager to see who will come forward and say, “I love it! Valentine’s Day is the best holiday! The chocolate, the flowers, the stuffed animals, the romantic dinners, the gooey atmosphere–––I love it, love it, love it!”

Well, I sure as heck won’t be that person.