A lesson on Valentine’s Day, George Lopez-style

Who enjoys Valentine’s Day? I ask that like a man facing an assembly, eager to see who will come forward and say, “I love it! Valentine’s Day is the best holiday! The chocolate, the flowers, the stuffed animals, the romantic dinners, the gooey atmosphere–––I love it, love it, love it!”

Well, I sure as heck won’t be that person.

The guy in student programs…

Dear Sophie, I have a huge crush on this cute guy in Student Programs! I want to find out if he likes me back. How do I find out if he likes me without freaking him out?